I HATE IT! I Love Foods -- my friends (the Nice one {SW}and the Mean Ones {who don't email cause they are boo-boo heads and 'they don't like me'}) are my support group of sorts... except when the games are over and there is the damn chocolate on the table. grrrr and double grrrr!!!!
so I made up a new rule. if and when you eat a salad, the meat and cheese are FREE (because of the lettuce). in my opinion, the lettuce should cancel out the WW points! WOO HOO!
Since I am the former Chancellor and founder of "The Leslie Milford School of Eating" (although I was fired for insubordination cause I went back on my diet and I was told I couldn't so I told my assistants to lock the regents in a room with Richard Simmons and the random Tae-Bo guy), I believe I have the "power" to alter reality and change the points! of course -- this COULD be the reason as to why I am not losing the fluff quite so fast this time!
I think it's a great idea....I think you could market it and make millions like the "adkins diet" or the "dolly parton diet"....call it the "Leslie Milford School for Eating Diet"....then you can start a fashion line where all sizes are labeled "size 4"....it will be like winning the lottery!
ReplyDeleteI'm with Sherealyn!!! I'll help with the taste testing.
ReplyDeleteOkay even after attending the Leslie Milford school of eating for the past year I know that the lettuce and other veggies are what are FREE and the meat and cheese (along with the dressing) is what counts. Just so you know and I graduated with HONORS!!!
ReplyDeleteJoyce, while you DID graduate with Honors, I am making it a rule that they do not! It is (or at least WAS) my school and I am making the proclaimation!!! Thay way I can go to Dickey's and get the super yummy salads all the time! YUMMY! Did I say Yummy???
ReplyDeleteI am bringing FAT back!
ReplyDeleteI say lets go see Dr Lewis. maybe he will give us a buy one get one free LIPO!
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